The nun teaching Sunday school was speaking to her class one morning and she asked the question, “When you die and go to heaven….. which part of your body goes first? Suzy raised her hand and said, “I think its your hands.” “Why do you think its your hands, Suzy?” Suzy replied, “Because when you pray, you [...]
Larry gets home late one night and, Linda, his wife says, ‘Where in the hell have you been?’ Larry replies, ‘I was out getting a tattoo.’ ‘A tattoo?’ she frowned. ‘What kind of tattoo did you get?’ ‘I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates,’ he said proudly. ‘What the hell were you thinking?! She said, shaking her head in disgust. ‘Why on [...]
The following are all replies that Manchester women have written on Child Support Agency Forms in the section for listing “father’s details;” or putting it another way…. Who’s your Daddy? These are genuine excerpts from the forms. Be sure to checkout #10. It takes 1st prize and #3 is runner up. I loved them all … hope [...]
This is without a doubt one of the nicest good luck forwards I have received. Hope it works for you — and me! You have 6 minutes There’s some mighty fine advice in these words, even if you’re not superstitious. It has been sent around the world ten times so far. Do not keep this [...]
Dear Husband: I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you for good. I’ve been a good woman to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it. The last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you had quit your job today and that [...]
