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Larry is in Room 232



Larry gets home late one night and, Linda, his
wife says, ‘Where in the hell have you been?’
Larry replies, ‘I was out getting a tattoo.’

‘A tattoo?’ she frowned. ‘What kind
of tattoo did you get?’
‘I got a hundred dollar bill on my
privates,’ he said proudly.

‘What the hell were you thinking?! She
said, shaking her head in disgust.
‘Why on earth would an accountant get a
hundred dollar bill Tattooed on his privates?’

Well, One, I like to watch my money grow.
Two, once in a while I like to play with my money.
Three, I like how money feels in my hand.
And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping,
you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred
bucks anytime you want.

Larry is recovering in Room 232 at the Hospital.